chained my skateboard to a tree today while I played disc golf. when I returned, someone had cut the top of the tree off, stripped all its branches, and stole my skateboard. so if youre in san francisco and you see someone riding a landyachtz 9two5 with sunset sliders stickers on it, and nickthepirate swag on it, yell obscenities in their direction.
moral of the story: don’t lock up your shit in sketchy places, because thats where sketchy people congregate to do sketchy things.
balls.